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S2:E5 - An Extravagance of Blandness
Very tempting to the appetite of an invalid
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Adam Roberts

May 2021

S2:E4 Gojj berr, pistache, cacao nibbies, pomegrandeler...
Fruits and veges all day
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Adam Roberts

April 2021

S2:E3 Not Even Helen of Troy Had That Much Attention
Billy Mitchell always has a plan
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Adam Roberts

March 2021

January 2021

S2:E1: Sorry I just have to jump off this Zoom for another Zoom
You're on mute
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Adam Roberts

October 2019

14. Okay, now pose with your food, and pose with your boba, and flex for the camera.
Now I want you to do this everywhere you go.
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#13 A March Madness-style bracket matching bear against bear.
Each with photos proving girth and inviting the public to vote on the fattest bear in each pair.
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12. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?”
You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.
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September 2019

11. Was he a humble guy just flipping houses, or a guy putting on fake concerts in the desert?
Or kind of a tool?
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10. Two of my coat hangers went down in the fight
“During exile, four of us had to share a single MacBook and iPhone charger. It was actually pretty rough.”
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9. From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken.
Yes.
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8. “Funk is the opposite of magic,” he said. “Funk is about rules.”
“I want something that’s passed around from friend to friend, like—do you know ‘Waking Life’?
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Adam Roberts
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